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Your clutter is morally neutral.
We can’t wait to see it.
Greater Seattle area (in-person)
Anywhere in the world (virtual services)
Please DON’T contact us if you are homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, fatphobic, or just generally an a-hole. It will be awkward for all of us.
Meet the team!
Kelly
Founder, Professional Organizer
Things she never leaves home without:
Love & light
Two middle fingers
Chapstick
Sara
Organizer, Jill of All Trades
Things she never leaves home without:
Random (useful) knowledge about everything under the sun
Arts & crafts supplies, just in case
Biceps to beat you at arm wrestling
Sophia
Organizer, Secret Weapon
Things she never leaves home without:
Potions and spells and things for your tummy
A running list supplies for every scenario
Funyuns
Lindsey
Organizer, Librarian, Hype Woman
Things she never leaves home without:
(Lindsey often leaves home with nothing but her car keys and a smile, and we wonder where she is until she eventually returns home to 23 missed texts. #freeasabird)
Lilli
Organizer, VP of Style
Things she never leaves home without:
Glue
Peanuts for bird friends
Extra press-on nails
A book
Airpods
A playlist of Broadway musicals
Sass